So I was out having a drink with a friend, who told me about a site called Truecar. Out of curiosity I used it to check local inventory for TRD Pros, and as expected there were none.
But that site gives your contact info to dealers. Well, after getting a few dud texts and then having a crisis of wallet, here I am.
Next steps: convince the fam to get out into the wilderness with me now that they won't have to hoof it.